Laughter the best medicine (2)

by Beth McHugh | More from this Blogger

11 Apr 2006 03:16 PM

Feeling down? Laughter really is the best medicine, so here are some words of mirthful wisdom to help you get centered and see the funnier side of life.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome

Always look out for number one and be careful not to step in number two. Rodney Dangerfield

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door. Morey Amsterdam

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow

Never be afraid to try something new. Noah was an amateur; the Titanic was built by professionals. James Prentice

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. Anon

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. Jennifer Unlimited

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Jannette Barber

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Fortunately this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton

I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited

When women are depressed they eat or go out shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt

For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3 am. Steve Martin

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Beth McHugh began her career as a geologist and worked both in industry and as a university researcher.

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